this is for all the sexy juggalo's and juggalettes out there that never get the respect for who they are or how sexy as fuck they are. BUt it will all change
The 13 * JUGGALO * Commandments * ONE * ~ Always HOLLA a “ WHOOP WHOOP” to let the neighbors know you are around. * TWO * ~ Don’t take the Dark Carnivals name in vain, else you shall have ya head split. * THREE*~ Always stay TRUE to the family as they shall stay TRUE to you. * FOUR*~ Don’t base your life or looks or mainstream perceptions. *FIVE*~ Always keep your shit WICKED and WILD *SIX*~ If called a FREAK , CRAZY, PSYCHO, or DERANGED ect. Raise both middle figures and say thanks. *SEVEN*~ Always keep your HATCHET sharp and ready for HATERS. *EIGHT*~ Be a TRUE JUGGALO or a JUGGALETTE and always represent the JUGGALO FAMILY with PRIDE. *NINE*~ Don’t pass judgment on another, UNLESS it is passed on to you first. *TEN*~ Always keep a BLUNT rolled and a BEER ready for your HOMIE. *ELEVEN*~ REMEMBER if they are FAKE, we will break their ass in half. *TWELVE*~ We are not against the WORLD the WORLD IS AGAINST US, so REMEMBER to keep them middle figures ready. *THRITEEN*~ BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE, ACT HOW YOU WANT ACT, SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE, SMACK WHO YOU WANT TO SMACK, DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, GO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO, FUCK YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU. FOREVER WE ARE JUGGALO’S AND JUGGALETTE’S HEY FAM IT IS BABY ~J~ HERE. IF THEY HOLE FAM COULD PLEASE PUT THIS ON THERE PAGE SO ALL THE JUGGALO’S AND JUGGALETTE’S NO WHAT THE COMMANDMENTS ARE SO OUR FAMILY CAN BE AT PEACE WITH EACH OTHER. WE ARE FAMILY AND WE WILL STAND TOGETHER THROUGH THE THICK AND THE THIN. IF YOU WOULD PLEASE PAST THIS ON YOUR PAGE. AS THE YEARS GO ON OUR FAMILY GETS BIGGER AND STRONGER. IN THE BEGINNING WE JUST STARTED OF WITH THE BAND ICP AND A COUPLE OF JUGGALO’S. NOW THERE IS MILLIONS OF JUGGALO’S AND JUGGALETTE’S WORLD WIDE. WE JUST GET BIGGER AND BIGGER WITH EACH GENERATION AND AS THE YEARS PUSH ON. WE KNOW WHO WE TRULY ARE INSIDE AND WE NO THAT WE ARE DIFFERENT AND I AM PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A JUGGALETTE. I AM ALSO PROUD TO CALL EVERYONE THAT IS A JUGGALO AND A JUGGALETTE MY JUGGALO FAMILY. MMFWCL, BABY ~J~ BEHIND EVERY WICKED CLOWN, THERE IS ALWAYS A PACK OF HATERS FUCK THE MOTHA FUCKIN HATERS “BITCH” MUCH MOTHA FUCKIN WICKED KILLA CLOWN LOVE
NORMAL FRIENDS: Never ask for FAYGO. JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you have no FAYGO.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: never seen you cry. JUGGALO FRIENDS: cry with you.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
NORMAL FRIENDS: know a few things about you. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
NOMAL FRIENDS:ASK WHAT A FAYGO SHOWER IS JUGGALO FRIENDS:SAY "WHAT TIME AND WHERE?IM FUCKIN AMPED NOW!!!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE BITCH!WHERE'S THE FAYGO????!!!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: Are for awhile. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Are for life.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit.
NORMAL FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Would ignore this. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will send this to all there JUGGALO friends and hope to get it back!! I sent this 2 u cuz I think ur a DOWN-ASS JUGGALO FRIEND send this to all your friends and if u get 6 back you are a JUGGALO FRIEND
Aww how cute ninjette well whoop whoop watts up wid u cutie? Well i'm jus chillin and freakin freezin ma ass off this mornin lol. N m suppose to be gettin ready for school but eh ill wait until an hour from now xD.